Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Jokeaamla.. joku!!...Yaen!! Naan mattum!!!

I got a tamil book from my friend long ago. Book title "Vaay vittu sirika 100 kadhaigal"

Idha padichadhe illaye..Sangeetha aasayaa kuduthaalennu 'Romba aarvamaa' padika ukkandhen!!

Story 1: A tenant said to the owner "There are a lot of snakes around the home. Either you do something for it or reduce the rent!!". The owner thought for a while and left!!

The next day, the owner was out near the entrance of his home. When the tenant looked out to see, he found that his owner was giving out tickets to people to visit around the home. And he said to the tenant "Look!! you don't have to worry anymore. Lots of people will be around you to look at snakes. I have taken care and now, you give 100 rupees more every month"

Okay.. first story..adhaan ivlo kadi.. let us move on to the next one.. Manasa urchagapaduthitu next story padichen!!

Story 2: Man: I found that may 20th is the best day!
Woman: Did pandit find the muhurtam that day to be very auspicious?
Man: oh yeh!
Woman : Will it bring prosperity?
Man: Certainly, it seems.
Woman: What time?
Man 9.30 am- 11.00am
Woman: Okay.. Let us fix that day
Man: Okay..you come with your stuff sharp at 9.30 am and we will elope!!

Okay, I will try one more at random!! palla kadichindu ponen :)-

Story 3: Man 1: Initially I was a person who was employed to reply for questions to readers in a magazine
Man 2: Then..
Man 1: Then, I started writing jokes
Man 2: Oho..
Man 1: Later, I wrote short stories
Man 2: Better..
Man 1: After a while, I started writing novel
Man 2: Man.. awesome..
Man 1:Now I am writing script for mega-serials
Man 2: Well, now you have grown up to a stage of having your own waste paper shop!!

:)-

One more..ipdiye.. I read 6-7 more..Finally, my patience threshold put me a full stop!! No More Priya...'Idhuku mela padichu ne siripa'nnu nenachaa nee muttaal :)-

Enn yaa.. "Vaay vittu sirikka"nnu appattamaa pulukareenga!! Oru smile kooda varleye :)

En.. Naan Mattum !!!

Well, indha posta paathu oru smileaavadhu udunga.. atleast, idha kaasu kuduthu vaanginavanga (paavam sangeetha) vayatherichalukkellam oru cooling factoraa irukum..I am not mad at her for giving this book to me.. Paavam ava..yaarukaavadhu sirupu varaadhaannu nenachu dhaan kuduthirupaa :)-

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

naan munnadiye unga veetla indha book padichiruken. Naan kooda humesh adhai pathu jokka adika kathukittanonu ninaichen!

Priya Venkatakrishnan said...

aaanalum indha "joke adika therinja" garvam koodadhu pb!!

Zeppelin said...

>> yaarukaavadhu sirupu varaadhaannu nenachu dhaan kuduthirupaa :) <<

baingara sirippu vandhudhu...obviously onnoda nelamaya nenechu.... modhal storyoda mariyadhaya niruthirkanum...vendaadha veembu...thevaya? :)

are you ok now? :P

Priya Venkatakrishnan said...

naan sonnenla.. i have more perseverence than many othersnnu..
adhaan idhu :)-

prabukarthik said...

Epdi ungalaala mattum ipdi laam post poda mudyudhu?? :P

idhile innoru vishayam

for e.g indha story 1,
idhey concept a vadivelu or vivek konjam avanga flavor la pannina sema comedy nu sirippom...

my 2 cents..

paadhi humor listener manasile irukudhu (epdi thathuvam :P)

pavlov dog madhiri.. sila comedians a screen la parthale makkal siripaanga!

Priya Venkatakrishnan said...

ha ha...pk
unmai dhaan.. naanum idhaye nenachen..ezhudhara vidham mukkiyam... avar ezhina vidham romba kevalaamaa irundhadhu... adhula irundha neriaya joke enact pannaa koncham betteraa irukumm..

indha aaluku endha jokea epdi ezhudhalaam..endha jokea ezhidhinaa hit aagaadhunnu theriyalaennu nenachindu irundhen!!

Aravind said...

Tamizh bookla English jokes .. interesting :P

krishnaraj said...

Vazhi ! Shenbaga Laxmi,

Fact is perseverance you shown and the way you narrate is more hilarious than the book "Vaay vittu sirika 100 kadhaigal" itself

Anbudan,
Krishna Raj, P.

Pondicherry

http://pradje.hi5.com
kirouchenaradje@yahoo.com

Jeevan said...

Last one was nice, you better stopped here :)

Priya Venkatakrishnan said...

english blogla tamizh post!!

adhu maari idhuvum aravind!

arasiyalil idhellam sagajam appa :)-


Thanks krishnaraj avargale!
meendum vandhadharku varapovadharku nandri !!

yeh..illati nondhirupen jeevan!1

Anonymous said...

Hey Pri,
Was just reading ur blog and I was surprised to see my name..I don't even remember giving u that book..I guess I haven't read it too..Sorry abt that..Anyways glad u could make some fun out of it atleast through ur blog..

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